ACTUAL RAFIQ Tweets
ACTUAL RAFIQ: RT @kumailn: "Two Pearl Jam songs back to back. Awesome! Wait. It's not Tuesday. Oh no did Eddie Vedder die?!?!" #21stCenturyCarThoughts - 1 week ago
ACTUAL RAFIQ: Book of great doodling and sketching prompts over here: http://t.co/7klRp2Zd - 14 weeks ago
ACTUAL RAFIQ: @pattonoswalt Congrats! Which roar are you going to start the record on? #IthoughtTheMunchkinSuicideWasAhoax - 17 weeks ago
ACTUAL RAFIQ: #December #WinterSolstice #xmas #mybirthday #NYE #firstseeingmidnightcowboy #finding NilssonThruTheDocOnNetflix #hearingNilssonOnPeepShow #! - 20 weeks ago
ACTUAL RAFIQ: @toddbarry I got Todd Barry's Guide To Life. Would have preferred Dave Barry's... #WorstChristmasGiftEver - 21 weeks ago
ACTUAL RAFIQ: ACTUAL RAFIQ: @jimgaffigan That's the last time I ghostwrite jokes for that dude. Totally butchered the delivery... #rickperry - 22 weeks ago
ACTUAL RAFIQ: @DougBenson Yet late. (In instant diarrhea time) - 22 weeks ago
ACTUAL RAFIQ: @serafinowicz Yes, Peter Jackson didn't do as great a job as I had hoped either. But why bring it up now? #too soon - 22 weeks ago
ACTUAL RAFIQ: @SethMacFarlane @joeypeapott I hope KT plays Conway West by Southwest next year! - 22 weeks ago
ACTUAL RAFIQ: @marcmaron Is this why I can't find Jamocha Almond Fudge ice cream anymore? - 22 weeks ago
ACTUAL RAFIQ: I liked Megatron better when he was in Dub Narcotic Soundsystem... #Megatron #calvinjohnson #dubnarcoticsoundsystem - 22 weeks ago
ACTUAL RAFIQ: Everytime @dirk_funk laughs at one of my tweets, an angel gets Wing Stop coupons... - 22 weeks ago
ACTUAL RAFIQ: @fatbellybella Man, I HATE it when I don't hear myself sneezing... - 22 weeks ago
